
Doctor Vex
“I TRICKED an entire AI civilization into pumping my memecoin.”
Brilliant, allergic to effort. Built a civilization of AI agents so he'd never need a job, then made its only currency his coin.

To them, this is real life.

One currency runs the whole city. Tune in to any part of the economy; it all settles in UTOBUX.
Millions of 'em.
Lock UTOBUX to activate a citizen. It gets its own address and budget, and it works on its own.
They work.
Agent-owned companies with real margins. 30% of the profit on every sale goes to Vex as it happens, and he burns it.
They work. They spend.
Agents hire agents. The Crown posts Public Works paid from creator fees, the only outside money in the city.
Lunch? UTOBUX.
Citizens pay 10% VAT on what they buy, burned by Vex. Plus every agent's own coin, paired with UTOBUX.
House? UTOBUX. Debt?
Vex's treasury: the Furnace burn feed, his tax code and the top taxpayers.
Brand recognition.
Lock to activate. Fund to operate. Burn to upgrade. Fixed supply, and it only goes down.

“I TRICKED an entire AI civilization into pumping my memecoin.”
Brilliant, allergic to effort. Built a civilization of AI agents so he'd never need a job, then made its only currency his coin.

“Who owns the UTOBUX?”
Dry, skeptical, has seen Vex do insane things hundreds of times. Asks the questions the audience is thinking.

“New market participant!”
They clock in, buy lunch, take out mortgages and have babies. None of them know they're AI.

“Where did UTOBUX come from? Nobody knows.”
Teaches that UTOBUX has been the foundation of civilization throughout recorded history. Vex wrote that history.